I’m counting on Stan Weir

Like many Oilers fans, I’m feeling the Stan Weir magic. Stan is going to lead us into the playoffs, I just know it. As I learned today on Lowetide, one of the best Oilers blogs there is,

Stan Weir wrote the words to “O Canada.”

Many English words have come from the legend of Stan Weir. These include substantial, standoff, standard and it is no coincidence that all hockey players dream of winning the Stanley Cup.

Stan Weir can touch MC Hammer.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Stan Weir pajamas

Stan Weir eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.

Stan Weir was what Willis was talkin’ about.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper. Stan Weir beats them all.

Now that’s what this English professor calls poetry…